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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Does pressing a girls boobs hurt?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks